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Tiger Woods: “Have you ever had a golden shower done to you”

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Right, well that’s a way to open up a post on Tiger Woods! I honestly couldn’t think of a better way to summarize the long list of “sexts” (if that’s what you call them) that were brought to light on porn star Joselyn James’ recently opened website earlier today. We all know James as one of Tiger’s many flings during his romp through a wide-range of woman from all walks of life, so there’s really no need to go into great detail on her life story.

James posted texts between her and Woods in an effort to do God knows what. I’d assume this was her way at getting back at Tiger for kicking her to the curb. The website, while slow and rather outdated, does have some serious NSFW texts that even had me feeling like I needed to take a long, cold shower.

Ryan Ballengee over at Trailing Tiger (and also of Waggle Room fame) has all the sordid details for you in black and white.

I’ve read all of them, and the best one I’ve seen so far is the headline of this post. Never in my life would I imagine Tiger to be the type to wonder aloud if a woman has ever had the chance to partake in a “golden shower” (go to Urban Dictionary if you don’t know what that is).

Here are the texts in question:

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Read them and be blown away. Now I know why Tiger tried like hell to keep these texts a secret: it’s because he doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” I guess going to Stanford really paid off!

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Written by Jonathan Wall

03/18/2010 at 7:24 pm

Posted in Humor, Tiger Woods

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  1. i was particularly fond of all the “slap you around” and “make you my whore” comments. What a gem of a guy… He’s all your Elin, good luck.

    Jeff Palopoli

    03/18/2010 at 7:36 pm

    • oh yeah, and i forgot about the “i want to choke you” ones. loved those too. what a sweetheart.

      Jeff Palopoli

      03/18/2010 at 7:37 pm

  2. I’m just happy I found an awesome photo to go with the post. I can’t help laughing every time I look at it!

    JW

    03/18/2010 at 7:40 pm


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